Things Ron Paul Supporters Say
Bilderbergers, Rothschilds, and Banking! OH MY!
1. We all know a conspiracy isn’t as good sans some reference to an overarching Jewish control. Luckily, one of our awesome posters voiced the “evil usurious banker’s” connection with ZIONISM! (Note: Zionism, simply put, is Jewish nationalism and the yearning to build a homeland known as Israel—Now it usually means a “supporting the State of Israel”). *Bum bum bum* …For these clowns, it’s a much easier way to say, “Jew”. 
2. One idiot somehow ties the “New World Order” (conspiracy-whacko talk for “evil global government”) with the evil [Jewish] banker cabal —-Bent on robbing America of its liberty for MONEY! MUAHAHA MOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEY!
3. Those evil Jews, I mean “Zionist gangsters”, also financed all revolutions! Including…Wait…The Bolshevik Revolution in Russia?! …Didn’t the Marxists have a clear cut goal of eliminating these people in the Bourgeoisie? No matter, I’m sure this dude will craft another conspiracy in order to make up for that one’s clear factual shortfalls (or maybe not…).This is a classic conspiracy line: “The elites are encouraging war and strife to enrich themselves/control others and do it through all forces they can muster on the ground”. In normal-people-speak it’s called absolute paranoia.
4. “Which version of the NWO”—Another Inceptionesque conspiracy-within-a-conspiracy! There are multiples. Suuuure…Al Gore didn’t know he was part of X-version of the NWO…But one thing is clear! "THEY" are out to get you! AHHHH!!! HEAD FOR THE HILLS! VOTE FOR RON PAUL! AAAAAHHH!!!
5. They’ve been INTERMARRYING! My God! Pretty soon they will form together and create Mechabanker; with the powers of Shylock-greed and oppression! Luckily, people in the same social strata/class never EVER get married to one another. *Rolls eyes*. According to the tin-foil hat wearing population, “it’s another sign they are ruling us!” These are the same people who told us Nostradamus predicted 9-11, space aliens lived among us, and that fluoride would kill us. They’ve been right 100% of the time!…Minus that one in front of the zeros.
6. The Federal Reserve was some evil Bilderberg operation done in concert with the Rothschilds! Those damn cabals are at it again…Eventhough the Bilderberg Group didn’t exist when the Federal Reserve was created. No matter…That’s what THEY want you to think!

Bilderbergers, Rothschilds, and Banking! OH MY!

1. We all know a conspiracy isn’t as good sans some reference to an overarching Jewish control. Luckily, one of our awesome posters voiced the “evil usurious banker’s” connection with ZIONISM! (Note: Zionism, simply put, is Jewish nationalism and the yearning to build a homeland known as Israel—Now it usually means a “supporting the State of Israel”). *Bum bum bum* …For these clowns, it’s a much easier way to say, “Jew”. 

2. One idiot somehow ties the “New World Order” (conspiracy-whacko talk for “evil global government”) with the evil [Jewish] banker cabal —-Bent on robbing America of its liberty for MONEY! MUAHAHA MOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEY!

3. Those evil Jews, I mean “Zionist gangsters”, also financed all revolutions! Including…Wait…The Bolshevik Revolution in Russia?! …Didn’t the Marxists have a clear cut goal of eliminating these people in the Bourgeoisie? No matter, I’m sure this dude will craft another conspiracy in order to make up for that one’s clear factual shortfalls (or maybe not…).This is a classic conspiracy line: “The elites are encouraging war and strife to enrich themselves/control others and do it through all forces they can muster on the ground”. In normal-people-speak it’s called absolute paranoia.

4. “Which version of the NWO”—Another Inceptionesque conspiracy-within-a-conspiracy! There are multiples. Suuuure…Al Gore didn’t know he was part of X-version of the NWO…But one thing is clear! "THEY" are out to get you! AHHHH!!! HEAD FOR THE HILLS! VOTE FOR RON PAUL! AAAAAHHH!!!

5. They’ve been INTERMARRYING! My God! Pretty soon they will form together and create Mechabanker; with the powers of Shylock-greed and oppression! Luckily, people in the same social strata/class never EVER get married to one another. *Rolls eyes*. According to the tin-foil hat wearing population, “it’s another sign they are ruling us!” These are the same people who told us Nostradamus predicted 9-11, space aliens lived among us, and that fluoride would kill us. They’ve been right 100% of the time!…Minus that one in front of the zeros.

6. The Federal Reserve was some evil Bilderberg operation done in concert with the Rothschilds! Those damn cabals are at it again…Eventhough the Bilderberg Group didn’t exist when the Federal Reserve was created. No matter…That’s what THEY want you to think!